Uh, oh. The entire Joint Chiefs arrived at their duty station today.
Each wearing the rough-and-tumble heritage of the Cavalry cover. Perfectly proper. They can, in fact, dictate the uniform of the day.
That means it’s up to you, Actors of the Actors Association Equity, to act. To act for your lives! They are forfeit.
See if you may upgrade to “doomed.” Using these words:
PIG
HOG
OLD
“You know why they call it a ‘pig’,” said one actor, breaking into hives.
“Because it’s open-bolt!” Said one of the hecklers in the audience.
“It’s called a ‘pig,’ because it lives in fear of the Hog.”
Jason, from the Bronx, and his Naval Special Warfare Equivalent, “No-body,” didn’t say a word.
Four high-speed wrenching sounds, like what one would hear at a NASCAR pit, were heard. The XM240 settling into the lava rocks in front of that house.
“Whoa,” said Alec Baldwin, President of the SAG-AFTRA.
Alec Baldwin, President of the Screen Actors Guild was not only more handsome than Ronaldo Reagan, he knew that had Reagan been alive he would have consumed (emphasis added) these rogue actors.
Alec continued to qué them up politely, like the Second City.
“Whoa, that is some nasty stuff.”
“Well,” responded an actor smoking, “these men, these SEALs. They seceded from the Navy. Declared themselves animals.”
“We thought one animal.”
“A single breed,” chimed in the Enemy of all Peoples, “like the Old Breed.”
“Not these guys.”
NO BENE
NO REF
JO’ ASS
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