USMC =< USPS

“Message for you, Linksys.”

Barack Obama opened the standard envelope.
 
The Android burst to flames.
“Inflicting bodily harm either premeditated or reactionary in force resulting in grievous injury or literal biological death, either with or without process, internment, and/or announcement.=MdAT. Sir.”
 
Good Knight.
“This must be from Black dolphin,” said the former President, to Marines.
 
Then, Marine One, that wily Osprey careened decisively under a set of power lines in an inverse arc, nimbly gaining lift on the other side of the construction crane.
“I will tell you what, Boomer,” the Top Gun, yet rotary wing pilot said, “sometimes tailspins and Disney Bears eat, Walter. Oh, man.”
The words were peppered with doppler effect.
It was the best Osprey.
President Biden read his brief, unperturbed.
“Ohhh,” said another passenger.
 
She (emphasis added) thought angrily. “I suppose it’s him. Suggesting this.”
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